Beware the Macaroni Man

Last night I left

The macaroni in the pan

And so, bereft,

It contrived its great plan

And while I slept

It grew into a wild man

And then it crept;

Every obstacle overran

At dawn

The Macaroni Man

Stood over my bed

And he said 

to me:

Last night you left

The macaroni in the pan

And so, bereft,

I contrived my great plan

And while you slept

I grew into a wild man

And then I crept;

Every obstacle overran

At dawn

The Macaroni Man

Stood over my bed

And I said

To him:

I’m Sorry.